The whole world is starting to realize that it was the most unwise thing for our society to have ignored women power, to run the society with male priorities.
First of all, never buy a man a plasma TV until you're married. A lot of men once they have a plasma TV they don't need a girlfriend
Well, sometimes we do actually have to get up early, but a man will always trade sleep for sex.
He's going to jail. He can't see. He can't hear. He can't take a leak that lasts under fifteen minutes. But he has an erection and all the other problems are small change. Next time around I'm coming back as a man. Priorities are clearly defined. Life is simple.
Nine hundred and ninety nine women out of a thousand are more interested in the cut of a dress than in the independence of their sex; nine hundred and ninety nine men out of a thousand are more interested in drinking a glass of beer than in questioning the tax that is laid on it;
Some guys get on the road, the first thing they do is look for the nearest golf course. I look for a gym.
The mysteries of death and birth occupy women far more than is the case with men, to whom political and mercantile speculations are more congenial.
Guys will definitely settle for women who get the joke. But a woman who can make you laugh? It's not high on a guy's must list. Perhaps it should be.
With men, as with women, the main struggle is between vanity and comfort; but with men, comfort often wins.
