Lawns Quotes

You probably love to tell kids to get off your lawn, too.

Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.

What do you think it is?" "It could be anything from a lawn trimmer to a bomb, for all I know." "I would never build a lawn trimmer," Myrnin said. "What did the lawn ever do to me?

I’m on top of my green like a lawn chair

I still help out with the garbage. I still help out with the lawn.

Someone can break your heart, leave you dead on the lawn, and still you never learn what to say to stop it all over again.

I would never build a lawn trimmer," Myrnin said. "What did the lawn ever do to me?

Some lawns have all the cheer of old cemeteries.

It's not that the grass is greener on the other side, it's that you can never be on both sides of the lawn at the same time.

My earliest memory is a picnic in the park near our house, which was next to Wimbledon Common. Why on earth we went to a park when we lived so near the common is a mystery, but it had formal gardens and lawns - perhaps it was that very difference that took my parents there.

Alexia, did you know there is an entire regiment decamping on your front lawn? Laddy Maccon sighed. "Really, Ivy, I would never have noticed.

To ferment your own food is to lodge a small but eloquent protest - on behalf of the senses and the microbes - against the homogenization of flavors and food experiences now rolling like a great, undifferentiated lawn across the globe.

Lawns are a form of television

A saint in crape is twice a saint in lawn.

Mowing your lawn is against nature.