I had always heard that Mitch McConnell was a master legislator and a true loyalist to this institution. But in the 18 months I've been in the Senate, what I've seen is an astonishingly limited vision for what the Senate can and should accomplish. What a waste.
To be wicked does not insure prosperity - for the inn did not succeed well.
I never did one thing right in my life, you know that? Not one. That takes skill.
You want useless, you have come to the right guy. I can be useless for hours at a time. Weeks even. I'm currently closing in on a month of being totally useless, which is by way of being a personal best.
My feeling is I haven't done anything yet.
It's amazing how much credit you can take, if you don't care about accomplishing anything.
