Jewish Guilt Quotes

The Jews' guilt of the crucifixion of Jesus consigned them to perpetual servitude, and, like Cain, they are to be wanderers and fugitives. The Jews will not dare to raise their necks, bowed under the yoke of perpetual slavery, against the reverence of the Christian faith.

You [Jews] did slay Christ, you did lift violent hands against the Master, you did spill his precious blood. This is why you have no chance for atonement, excuse, or defense.

I get anxious. That lovely Jewish guilt that comes with ancestry.

Guilt is a Jewish invention improved upon by Christians for the last two thousand years.

Jews have suffered persecution from misguided Christians who tortured the Jews for their part in killing Christ. These Christians forgot that Christ died because of the sins of all men.

Jews are told that they should spend their lives helping others and when they make a lot of money it really bothers them. So, as a way to decrease their guilt, they try to help the underdog. They think, "Why should I be rich when so many suffer?" They feel better once they run to the party that claims to defend the underdog, the Democrats.

My mother should have been Jewish. She could have taught a class on how to induce guilt.

Alright, let's admit it, we Jews killed Christ - but it was only for three days.

My wife who is non-Jewish regrets it all the time that I can say these terrible things about fellow Jews and she can't.