Jail Life Quotes

I wrote a lot of lyrics in prison, but they'd all be like, 'Crawls upon the shoulders, hatred in the eyes.' I wrote about 50 songs in there that were all about jail. I've come out and thought, 'I've only served eight weeks; I can't really write a concept album about jail.'

It's [Jail's] like being at school. Except you can't leave.

I really don't pay attention to the outside world when I'm incarcerated, because being in prison is like being in a different world. So I don't pay attention to what's going on outside of jail, because it's all beyond my control.

Going to jail is beyond what anyone thinks it is.

A man in a jail has more room, better food, and commonly better company

As horrible as jail was, there were some first-rate guys in there.

The good thing about a jail show is nobody gets up and walks out.

Prison widens your circle of friends. In my stand-up, I can now talk about things that no one else has the right to touch.

A word of advice: If you get the choice between the upper and lower bunks in a cell, choose the lower. Prisons do not turn off their lights at night, and I spent a sleepless night, without a mattress, with a five-hundred-watt bulb shining directly into my eyes.