Insensitive Comment Quotes

The last time I saw Dad alive, he was in the hospital. He was watching 'Hell Drivers,' a crummy B-movie about truckers, on TV and reading the 'Daily Record.' This seems scarcely believable, but I actually said, 'Dad, you've not got long to go - don't you think you should be imbibing the culture a bit more?'

My wife is so fat that the last time I saw something that big it was grazing.

On kissing Marilyn Monroe: It's like kissing Hitler.

If something can be said to make an awkward moment even worse, I'm going to say it.

Obama said that his performance at bowling was so bad 'it was like the Special Olympics or something.' Disability, by Obama's definition, was about difference and failure.

One day you're gonna ask that to the wrong girl who is really struggling and it's gonna be hurtful to them. And I hate it.

What we may think is funny or cute may end up being powerfully hurtful.

I would rather die than betray his trust." "That's not saying much, seeing as you're already dead," Ron observed. "Once again, you show all the sensitivity of a blunt axe," said Nearly Headless Nick in affronted tones.

Sensitive. That killed me. That guy Morrow was about as sensitive as a toilet seat.