Did you ever get the feeling that the world is a tuxedo and you're a pair of brown shoes?
My voice gon' stick out like a turd in a punch bowl.
I don't like PG-13 horror movies. I think they're a contradiction in terms.
He and I were about as compatible as a rat and a boa constrictor.
I want to just at least make it weird for you to watch Cosby Show reruns.
The expression "positive neutrality" is a contradiction in terms. There can be no more positive neutrality than there can be a vegetarian tiger.
Happy and alone, you say? Reclusive and merry? How oxymoronic! Pas possible! Alas, the concept is lost on so many.
I'm a huge walking oxymoron. People think they're going to get something that's a lot different from what they get.
