Inappropriateness Quotes

A nuisance may be merely a right thing in the wrong place — like a pig in the parlor instead of the barnyard

Miranda, my character, cannot sing, cannot act, and is really inappropriate.

When somebody says something stupid to me, I usually alleviate it with laughter and humour. I make light of it to educate people on why it's inappropriate.

I spend most of my life naked. In fact, I often have to be told by the people around me that it's inappropriate to be as naked as I am.

How ill white hairs become a fool and jester!

One might as well try to perform brain surgery with a sledgehammer.

The citizen cannot refuse to pay the taxes imposed on him … But the same person nevertheless does not act contrary to his duty as a citizen, when, as a scholar, he publicly expresses his thoughts on the inappropriateness or even the injustices of these levies

I feel like I'm a child of the Internet, and the Internet has raised me, and its jokes might not be appropriate at certain times. So, I keep them locked inside.

I would tell you that you looked really hot today when I saw you naked, but that probably wouldn't be appropriate, being as we're in bed together but not doing anything.

Church members in too many cases are like deep sea divers, encased in the suits designed for many fathoms deep, marching bravely to pull out plugs in bathtubs.

I always, always want to make people laugh. In every situation. Even when it's inappropriate.

Having served in eleven Parliaments, it would be difficult to describe this as a maiden speech. It would be like Elizabeth Taylor appearing at her next wedding in a white gown.

The idea of revenge coming from a 14-year-old girl isn't, you know, exactly right.

The dog ran into the kitchen, stuck his nose in Grandma's crotch, and snuffled. Dang," Grandma said. "Guess my new perfume really works. I'm gonna have to try it out at the seniors meeting.

Bad taste is not illegal. I always got my first laughs as a kid by saying inappropriate things. That's always how we're going to get our laughs as comics.

I cannot help thinking of a monkey just put into breeches [pants]

Send not a Catt for Lard.

I belonged in Idle Valley like a pearl onion on a banana split.

First of all, I am not royal... and lastly, I am not royal. It's not appropriate.

What's most interesting to me is when [Tony DiNozzo] is just madly inappropriate.

Fortune loves to give bedroom slippers to people with wooden legs, and gloves to those with no hands.

There is no such thing as an appropriate joke. That's why it's a joke.

People have become inappropriate. People have pushed too far. People have climbed one too many fences. I'm just tired of it.

He should not be here, " said the fish in the pot. " he should not be here when your mother is not.

Now listen, Lam," he said, "you’re a nice egg but you’ve got yourself poured into the wrong pan.