When I was young and irresponsible, I was young and irresponsible.
I regret behaving badly when I was younger. I did not know any better at the time. The thing is that the incidents that I caused were not funny... Youth is wasted on the young. It is better to have the wisdom of an old man in a young body... I was a bit foolish and teased people, trying to be funny.
I stuck my tongue out at him because I was feeling exceptionall mature.
That's what children do - throw food. That's not fighting. We were real men. We'd have chinned them.
Sometimes I was like Beavis and Butt-head growing up. I know people who lit their friend's house on fire accidentally.
Really, Alexia, what could have possessed you to attach yourself to the side of the ship in such a juvenile fashion? It is positively barnacle-like.
I love hearing about bad behavior. It's just so funny to me. Especially, grown ups acting like weird, inconsolable babies over really stupid things, to me, is really funny.