Idiot Behavior Quotes

Don't let the idiots ruin your day.

When there's an idiot driving crazily in front of you, that can wind the best of you up.

I say to you, you want a thrill, volunteer to be an umpire. I'd like you to go just work the bases some day. Just go do that. You're going to love it. Try the slow-pitch stuff. You'll love it. Ask my son - he tried it! He said, 'I've never seen so many idiots in all my life.'

We need an idiot middle ground, where we have to be honest and say, kids can be idiots and cops can be idiots.

Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.

motivation alone is not enough.if you have an idiot and you motivate him,now you have a motivated idiot.

When you see someone trying to manoeuvre it round the school gates, you have to think, 'You are a complete idiot.'

You treat an idiot like an idiot.

You can't get any movement larger than five people without including at least one flippin idiot.

The Navy is a master plan designed by geniuses for execution by idiots. If you're not an idiot, but find yourself in the Navy, you can only operate well by pretending to be one.