Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient.
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
Marriage has changed Himmanshoo in some ways. Throughout our 10 years of courtship, he was more liberal. But after marriage, he has become a typical Indian husband.
Most wives think of their husbands as bumbling braggarts with whom they happen to be in love.
I have learned one thing: the only thing you can change about your husband is the way he dresses.
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
Married men are horribly tedious when they are good husbands, and abominably conceited when they are not.
If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third.
Anybody who's been married to a man for forty odd years knows he's all talk.
