You already barely exist. Disappearing entirely won't be that much of a change.
I said to my girlfriend, you shouldn't eat before you swim. She said, "why not"? I said, you look fat.
My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said "Alright, fatty."
You're the reason our kids are ugly.
You wouldn't say ' You've got the crappest eyes I've ever seen. Your eyes make me physically sick.
I think I liked you better when you were a raging idiot.
His fine wit Makes such a wound, the knife is lost in it.