I'm not romantic, and I don't like Christmas.
A merry Christmas to all my friends except two.
I associate the truest spirit of Christmas with certain years when I had to spend it at my parents' house as an adult who had, presumably, escaped.
I love the holidays - any holiday - but Christmas has always been sort of special because I grew up reading Charles Dickens.
Whenever I'm out of town for at least a week, I feel like I should write a postcard or something, but you can be a genius, you try and write a postcard you come across like a moron anyway: 'This city's got big buildings. I like food. Bye.'
Holidays are the best. I couldn't imagine being from a small family.
I think the people who are making Christmas-themed movies today feel that people are more cynical about Christmas. There's more of an edge.
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. I'm thankful for all of you. I am not thankful for the pilgrims. Buckles should never be on hats.
