Hidden behavior Quotes

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out.

Whenever I hear some bigmouth in Washington or the Christian heartland banging on about the evils of sodomy or whatever, I mentally enter his name in my notebook and contentedly set my watch. Sooner rather than later, he will be discovered down on his weary and well-worn old knees in some dreary motel or latrine, with an expired Visa card, having tried to pay well over the odds to be peed upon by some Apache transvestite.

There are so many people in the closet, and we are giving them an opportunity to come out of the closet and just admit they like to smoke.

I thought, 'I don't really drink that much.' But when you stop completely it is a shocker. You realise that a glass here, going to a function there, they all tot up.

I'll find places to grab as I walk and talk, sometimes even walking backwards because I have more control that way. People have no idea that I'm doing this.

The more one chases the quanta, the better they hide themselves.

Drunkenness does not create vice; it merely brings it into view.

Families that have addicted members learn to operate with secrecy.

None are rash when they are not seen by anybody.

As someone who sends texts messages more or less non-stop, I enjoy one particular aspect of texting more than anything else: that it is possible to sit in a crowded railway carriage laboriously spelling out quite long words in full, and using an enormous amount of punctuation, without anyone being aware of how outrageously subversive I am being.

We, or I, cannot monitor everyone all of the time. If people want to do wrong, they will also try to hide it.

Doing things in secret that you are ashamed for others to know is practical atheism. God's knowing doesn't count?

The act of writing itself is done in secret, like masturbation.

Contempt for others, like masturbation, is best as a secret pleasure.

I was just a lot smarter about not getting caught. I mean, I never stuck anything in my arm, but I certainly enjoyed my youth.

At a pool party, with everybody around, a guy and I had sex in the pool, but nobody knew it.

I knew a lot of my musicians used to take coke. I never saw them. They would hide it from me, so I wasn't really aware of it. Creatively, I don't think it was that great.

Infidelity is a fairly common occurrence in society but very often not spoken about.

Lechery is secretive, but must finally reveal itself to at least one.

There are a lot of women out there who are doing crazy things behind closed doors sexual-wise and are afraid to admit it.

My dad used to have to open the second bottle of wine in the loo in case Mum heard the cork coming out.

I was a complete brat but was an angel with my mother. I used to be perfectly behaved, and my mother used to be like... 'Really, are you badly behaved with other people?' I was like, 'No, not at all.' But the minute she used to leave the room, I was a brat.

Now let me teach you another thing about my daughter. I love her very much but she has the ability to hide as expertly as a sock in a washing machine. No one knows where it goes, just as no one knows where she goes, but at least when she decides to come back, we're all here, waiting for her.

I've always been really interested in secrets - how people find ways of doing things without telling anyone else in order to keep themselves feeling safe in the world.

My mom, if you asked her if she was interested in whether or not people gambled, would say no.