Hat Trick Quotes

It's the first time it's happened to me and maybe the last. It's a strange sensation, not normal for me. I can't remember scoring three goals, even when I was a kid.

The paparazzi were outside the theatre every single night, but we came up with a cunning ruse. I would wear the same outfit every time - a different T-shirt underneath, but I'd wear the same jacket and zip it up so they couldn't see what I was wearing underneath, and the same hat. So they could take pictures for six months, but it would look like the same day, so they became unpublishable. Which was hilarious, because there's nothing better than seeing paparazzi getting really frustrated.

For Birmingham, I scored four on my debut. It's not bad. First one was a tap-in; it set me up nice for the day, and I think I got a hat-trick in 13 minutes. So obviously I was cruising, then got one in the second half and came off!

It's a letdown if the comedian doesn't finally actually really sit on his hat.

That is the way it is in football: once a scorer, always a scorer.

It's the first hat trick of my career, so I will treasure the match ball.

To score three goals at City is not easy.

Messi scores three goals every game. If you score one goal, you're not Messi.

My friend Adam gave me my first chance to play in an organised match, for Steventon, when I was 10. The team were one player short, and I joined in. I had never played before, but I came on and scored a perfect hat-trick: header, left foot, right foot.

There's been many highs throughout my international career which I'll always remember with fondness, including my debut against Northern Ireland, winning two international player of the year awards, and my hat-trick in Malta.

A hat trick in a derby is a special thing.

I love everything about hockey.

Nowadays, as soon as a striker scores three goals, everyone starts asking him about it.

To escape jury duty in England, wear a bowler hat and carry a copy of the Daily telegraph.

Ronaldo will always score against everyone.