Gift Ideas Quotes

Always be prepared if someone asks you what you want for Christmas. Give brand names, the store that sells the merchandise, and, if possible, exact model numbers so they can't go wrong. Be the type who's impossible to buy for, so they have to get what you want.

Books make great gifts because they have whole worlds inside of them. And it's much cheaper to buy somebody a book than it is to buy them the whole world!

I just bought a great gift for my boss - a leaky ant farm.

Underwear is such a great gift, but try to go for brands that flatter your girlfriend's shape - a little structure can be great.

Laminated Lettuce ... perfect for holiday gift giving.

In the past, I've told people to get me DVDs: like, the box sets of entire series. When you're overseas and there isn't much else to do, they can be great.

My father was a painter, so I was encouraged to take a sketchbook everywhere. Cameras are perishable, but I still have tonnes of sketchbooks from all the trips I've ever been on. It gets you by when you don't know what to give people as a gift; drawings are good souvenirs.

Christmas shopping! I can do all my Christmas shopping here! I know March is a bit early, but why not be organized? And then when Christmas arrives I won't have to go near the horrible Christmas crowds.

Did you use a chainsaw?" Joey said. "I seem to recall you like chainsawa." "There wasn't a power outlet." Clay turned to me. "That's what I want for Father's Day, darling. A gas powered chainsaw.

Why are cancer patients so hard to buy for? This question always puzzles me. When people are healthy, things are so simple, including gift buying. A jaunt to the local mall or a day in front of the TV watching QVC can be just enough for all the loved ones on your list.

I bought an ideal gift for my mother-in-law - a battery-operated mouth.

My son has a big Christmas problem - what do you buy for a father who has everything and you're using it?

So if anybody wants to get me something, get me 60 crabs - one for each year. I don't want no diamonds, I don't want no shoes, I don't want no party. I want some crabs.

Every essential oil has a healing purpose, so I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health.

One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas.

I'm the hardest person to buy a gift for.

I like the idea of putting your Christmas wish list up and letting people share it.

Gift-wrap the framed artwork on your walls and rehang them - what's nicer than a wall of presents to look at?

Holiday shopping is a challenge. Stores are crowded; people are stressed and rude... not exactly the spirit of the season.

I give novels as gifts, and there is nothing I like to receive more as a gift.

What can you give a friend who has everything? Shelves.

Practical gifts are another great way to be thoughtful, and they work for anything from birthdays to dinner-party gifts.

The best V-Day gift I've ever received was a personalized photo collage.

My wife can't figure out what to buy me. What do you give a man who's had everything up to here?

I love shopping for guys! A watch is a fantastic gift idea - an oversized, stainless steel version with links is classic and cool.