I don't care about how I look; I'm dedicated to the laughs. You know, I used to be a clown, so - my name was Smoothie the Clown. All the training I had, all my training is geared toward making people laugh, and I didn't care about being cool.
I just wanted laughs - that's really what I was after.
I've been at it since 1967, and I still love it. There is nothing quite like making people laugh.
I've often been told that if music doesn't work out I could be a comedian.
I've always liked being funny and making people laugh. I was a cut-up when I was a kid and was always doing bits for my friends and family. I remember doing pratfalls on the playground in fourth grade for my friend and really hurting my hip.
My body has been making women laugh for the last 20 years and I'm happy to continue to oblige.
I know how to make adults laugh pretty well. I don't know if kids think I'm that funny.
There is a relationship between humor and fear. Think of all the gags you ever heard that have to do with dismemberment, or something that's horrible in one way or another, even if it's just horrible in the sense that somebody's being embarrassed. What do kids laugh at? Kids laugh if your fly's down. That's hilarious. But for the kid whose fly is down, it's a horrible situation.
I don't think our records contain obvious humour. We're not cracking gags.
I'm a class clown.
George Lopez is always on the verge of hilarity. If he could ever think of something funny to say, if he had a funny thought in his mind, he's ready to go.
A humorist doesn't really do that much note-taking.
Rehearsals are for gags.
You can't do comedy with a beard.
I love visual gags and gimmicks; I love them.
A lot of people think I'm a comedian.
I'm funny. I'm a comedian. I'm not a clown.
I was always a bit of a class clown.
I want to make out-and-out comedy movies.
Dick Martin, if you put a gun to his forehead, he couldn't tell you a joke.
The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it's so much fun.
As a kid I was always a bit of a clown, a performer.
I always loved comedy growing up - Bob Hope, Red Skelton and Danny Kaye.
I've fallen to make people laugh. Often.
My favourite comedian, of course, is Tim Conway. He has a way about him - being that belly-laugh kind of funny, and he has the improvisational skills, too. I've never seen anybody better.
