Football is full of different characters but there are perhaps none who have a split personality quite like Jose Mourinho, as I can testify from personal experience.
I am fascinated by English football.
I think my game isn't very flashy, but the test of time for the position of quarterback is how fast can you get the ball out of your hands to the right guy? And I think I do that better than everyone else.
If I have the ball in my hands, I'll make a play. If don't, I'll try to get in position to make a play. I think that's what it comes down to.
United are about attacking football, and everything else has to takes its place behind that.
In football you need to look to make life difficult for the opponent.
The third-down sacks are critical ones, 'cause that's getting off the field.
As a wide receiver, you don't want to feel that the quarterback is only going to throw you the ball if you're wide open.
Do I like most footballers? Not really. Joe Hart, Shaun Wright-Phillips, Joleon Lescott, Gabby Agbonlahor and a group of the guys at Villa - good people.
I like the style of football in England and the style of Arsenal, and I'm very happy to play in the Premier League.
My game is based on improvisation. Often, a forward does not have the time to think too much. You have a second, rarely more, to decide whether to dribble, shoot or pass to the right or left. It is instinct that gives the orders.
I'm very good at drawing fouls.
Personally, I always try to focus on the little things in my game. As a defender and attacking outside back, I continuously work on completing passes, not being too predictable going forward into the attack, good services into the box, good positioning and footwork.
I don't put nothing past no man who ever played the game of football.
I had two things I could do: I could run over you, and I could put a good stiff arm on you. That was about it.
Third down is a big thing with a quarterback: pinpoint accuracy, making good decisions.
People say that Rooney could have been like Lionel Messi, a more prolific goalscorer who dribbles past opponents more. But they are different characters. You will never see Messi snapping around the heels of an opponent to win the ball back deep in his own half. Wayne does that all the time, and sometimes that enthusiasm will count against him.
When you're in the Championship, you try and move the opponent around a bit and pull players into positions they don't want to be in.
There are a lot of teams that don't want to play, that only want to defend against Barcelona, and that makes it difficult. We're always looking for the open space. A lot of times we'll face six defenders and four midfielders.
I deal with football from a realistic, logical point of view.
It's easier to fine tune in club football, and you have the chance to win the Champions League every year.
I always dribble for a reason, and I always head for the goal.
I think it's very useful when you want to be the team who create. You need to create this superiority at the back when you build up using the goalkeepers.
You think about past World Cups - in 2006, it was a fantastic Brazil team, but we did not do so well that year. In 2010, the same: it did not go far, either - only the quarter-finals. But in '94 and 2002, Brazil did not play the best football but won the World Cup; they found a way to win.
It is not always about signing star forwards and midfielders.
