If man makes it, I don't eat it!
I never, ever, ever cook. And I would never eat anything I might cook.
Don’t tell me you’re going to eat a mashed-potato sandwich
I’m awfully sorry for people who are taken in by all of today’s dietary mumbo jumbo. They are not getting any enjoyment out of their food.
I'm not sure about these cookies ... They came from the local 7/11 bakery, or whatever.
Throughout the years I have set up my own rules about eating food: Never eat anything you can't pronounce. Beware of food that is described as, "Some Americans say it tastes like chicken.
I like boysenberry. I have no idea what it is. And it sounds like poison - which is terrifying - but you can't hold a name against a flavor. If you did that, everyone would hate Crunchberries.
When an Italian tells me it's pasta on the plate, I check under the sauce to make sure.
