She was so fat that her bathtub has stretch marks.
And my girlfriend, she's FAT! How fat? She's so fat she wears two watches-one for each time zone!
She was so fat that her bikini is made out of two bed sheets (king-size).
My wife is so fat that when she lays on the beach the people feel sorry for her and try to roll her back into the water.
Every single fat comic uses his weight as a punchline. There is something sad about that.
It's so easy to judge everybody and for some reason extra weight is the one thing everything feels OK to joke about.
I like fat people more then I like thin people, things are always a lot more funnier when they happen to fat people.
I break all the rules and wear everything. Ruffles, ostrich feathers, fox coats. You look fat in fox anyway, so if you start fat, you only look a little fatter.
I have yet to see one of those Comedy Central shows with multiple standup comics that doesn't include someone the size of the Hindenburg.
