I met India Arie, who is one of my favorite artists of all time. It was really sweet; I was broken up with a month before, and she stayed up texting me all night and was helping me through it. Her text message looks like a song of hers. She's sort of become my fairy godmother.
I can't tell you how exciting it was, because Vincent Price had made a huge impression on me when I was a little kid. I just loved him in films. And so meeting him and becoming friends with him was a big deal for me.
When Sinatra said, 'For my money, Tony Bennett is the best singer I've ever heard,' it changed my career completely. He was my best friend, and I was his best friend... but I was never part of the Rat Pack.
We got to go to Lucas Ranch and, at that time, my brother was still living in a condo about a mile from Robin Williams, and so I made all of the other comics jealous because I got to get a ride home with him.
One of my favorite memories was one time Prince picked me up and said we were going to Michael Jordan's birthday party.
Andy Samberg and Chelsea Peretti went to kindergarten together. For real.
It was a special thrill to meet, paint, and hang out with Ringo Starr.
It turns out one of my dad's best friends was Carl Sagan when I was little. They were both Harvard professors.