Fake Friendship Quotes

Some Will Hate You Pretend They Love You Now Then Behind They Try To Eliminate You

A few years ago, I won a Tony for Little Me and I learned two important lessons from that experience. 1. Fair-weather friends are so much more interesting to be around and 2. It's amazing what this award fetches on E-Bay.

Don't disrespect me, lie about it, and then come smile in my face and act like nothing's wrong.

There are a lot of guys in Hollywood who clap you on the back just a little too hard.

People love you when you're successful, but if you're not, who really cares about you?

And you don't have to care, so don't pretend. Nobody needs a best fake friend.

I'll be there for you, as long as it works for me. I play a game, its called insincerity.

Finally ... You have accomplished your mission in going there tonight - you were 'seen,' and you furnished your host and hostess with the sincerest proof of your great love and friendship for them - you endured their cocktail party.

It's hard to be happy for someone when you know deep down they'd kill you if they had the chance.

I gotta friend who spends his life, stabbing my picture with a bowie knife. Dreams of strangling me with a scarf, when my name comes up he pretends to barf.

Sugar Ray and talked about doing some articles together or writing a book together but dealing with Sugar Ray was a lot like fighting him. He would fake you in and then he'd drop you.

On the surface we all act like we all love each other and we're free and easy, and actually we're far more moralistic than any other society I've ever lived in.

For the record, knowing when people are only pretending to like you isn't such a great skill to have.

They're betting on how long I'll live!" I burst out. "They're not my friends!" "Well, try and pretend!" snaps Effie. Then she composes herself and beams at me. "See, like this. I'm smiling at you even though you're aggravating me.

Don't bad-mouth me and then try to be my friend.

You're never nice to your friends. You're nice to people you don't like!

You can tell when someone is just trying to use you. It becomes just someone who's hanging around. Whenever someone sucks up to me, it never goes anywhere because I'm too boring a guy.

I spent the whole time battering people I liked and singing with my arm round people I loathed.

If a fox is unable to befriend a tiger, then the fox should create an illusion of close association with the tiger by carefully trailing behind the cat while boasting of the deep friendship they share. In this way, he creates an impression that his well being is of great concern to the tiger.

Everybody round you pretendin that they your partner, let you have a problem they won't even help you out

There is a world of difference between being friendly to someone because they're useful to you and being someone's friend.