I am a nice young girl here to pick up your granddaughter for the weekend... We're going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her. - Bones to Cat's grandparents
I never joined, but I used to go to church now and then. I liked it, because they always passed out plates of money at the end.
Do you know what I'm going to do when I retire? I hope to become the new face of Scientology.
I was raised on a farm in Kansas where we lived next door to my Grandma Dew, and I was her shadow. We went everywhere together - to the bank, the doctor, the Early Bird Garden Club, and to an endless procession of Church meetings.
I've tried to be active in civic organizations as well as the Church.
I used to go to church when I was younger. My parents didn't go to church, but my friends all went to church and I loved going to church - I would go every Sunday with somebody. My parents used to think it was funny.
If they won't come to worship God in a church, something must be done. We have to instigate a nationwide search for a way to make it fun.
