What would the people who sold us goods do with the money? They'd get dollars. What would they do with the dollars? Eat them?!
If God had meant there to be more than two factors of production, He would have made it easier for us to draw three-dimension al diagrams.
Economists state their GNP growth projections to the nearest tenth of a percentage point to prove they have a sense of humor.
I don't know how much the economy has changed since Jonathan Swift's 'A Modest Proposal.'
I go around the country and do a simple gag like, 'The property ladder is now a snake' and get a real laugh.
Some mythological fat asswipe drives our national economy.