God looks after drunks, children and Americans.
Booze is the greatest of all equalizers. Rich drunks and poor drunks both pass out the same way.
The Lord looks after drunks and Americans.
Abstract Expressionism was invented by New York drunks.
I believe all drunks go to heaven, because they've been through hell on Earth.
Have you ever head this theory about drinking yourself sober?' Eddie asked. 'It's a very popular theory. Amongst drunks, anyway.
The urge for Chinese food is always unpredictable: famous for no occasion, standard fare for no holiday, and the constant as to demand is either whim, the needy plebiscite of instantly famished drunks, or pregnancy.
The sad fact is that the vast majority of drunks stay drunks. There's a small minority of us who reach that fork in the road where one side says 'live' and the other says 'drink'.
Prohibition created more drunks than anything else.
Parties sickened me. I hated the game-playing, the dirty play, the flirting, the amateurs drunks, the bores.
As a work of art, it reminds me of a long conversation between two drunks
