Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.
English doctors have killed 3/4 of my friends & the joke is the remaining 1/4 go on recommending them, so odd is human nature.
Doctors cut, burn, and torture the sick, and then demand of them an undeserved fee for such services.
Injections are the best thing ever invented for feeding doctors.
Of old when folk lay sick and sorely tried The doctors gave them physic, and they died. But here's a happier age: for now we know Both how to make men sick and keep them so.
My dear old friend King George V told me he would never have died but for that vile doctor, Lord Dawson of Penn.
What clinical lectures I will give in heaven, demonstrating the ignorance of doctors!
