I wouldn't know how to be on Facebook if my life depended on it.
I'm a complete technophobe. I can't even email.
I can't stand cell phones and I don't know one single thing about the computer. I have a friend come that lives in my building to check if I have emails. I don't even know what to google.
I am a computer illiterate that has to rely on my wife for all of the assistance I can get.
I have nothing to do with Facebook or the Internet - I don't know how to use half of it; I think I'm better off.
I struggle with technology. I think it doesn't like me because I think it knows I don't like it.
I'm not really gadget oriented. I'm not into technology or computers. I'm not good at interfacing with that sort of gear.
I'm the worst at a computer.