Deli Meats Quotes

I never met a cold cut I didn't like.

I do all of the grocery shopping in my little family. I buy cheese, of many different kinds, sliced packaged meats and poultry, bagels, immense quantities of eggs, pre-made fried chicken. Milk. Bacon. It is insane how much dairy, deli and bakery stuff I buy.

You're baloney without the mayo.

Breakfast is so important, so I'll make an omelet with cheese and deli meats, and then I'll eat muesli and yogurt mixed with fruit or oatmeal with fruit - and then a side of baked beans.

No place has delicatessen like New York.

I have been known to go to the grocery store and just buy pepperoni. There's just something fantastic about salty, fatty meats.

Baloney is just salami with an inferiority complex.

If you ran a delicatessen store, you would want to be the best delicatessen store, wouldn't you? Well, that's how I feel about the Yankees.

I can never resist the good stuff: salami, pepperoni, you name it. I love it all.

One of our neighbors is a salami distributor, and they pretty well - I mean, we used their salami to make a rocket engine out of. They just look at us and they're amused, they're fine with it.