Bad bread is the one thing I refuse. I need good bread.
Never eat at a Chinese restaurant named Mama Teresa's Trattoria.
One of Beethoven's favorite dishes was macaroni and cheese. The girl I marry must be able to make good macaroni and cheese..." "How did Beethoven feel about cold cereal?
They kept saying 'It's sushi-grade!' And I'm like... 'Put some soy sauce on this. Get me some rice. And cook it. And then get me out of here.
I love your cooking, honey, but sometimes I need some real food.
I'd like a nice piece of salmon that's not too pink inside and yet isn't too dry or crisp either.
The food in Europe is pretty disappointing. I like fried chicken. But other than that Europe is great.
Only a rank degenerate would drive 1,500 miles across Texas without eating a chicken fried steak.
I love biscuits. I have a real thing for a biscuits, and if it's not made right, I'm gonna come down hard on somebody.
