Culinary Ability Quotes

I'm a good cook, but I can't bake.

My husband is not in the slightest bit domesticated, but as the years go, by he's getting better. He can make an excellent omelette.

I don't know cooking at all, but I think I can make simple tea.

My definition of Man is, a Cooking Animal. The beasts have memory, judgement, and all the faculties and passions of our mind, in a certain degree; but no beast is a cook....Man alone can dress a good dish; and every man whatever is more or less a cook, in seasoning what he himself eats.

I'm not the neatest person in the kitchen by any means.

I can cook a little bit. I can cook a few Spanish dishes. But, in movies, it looks like I cook much better than I cook.

I know how to cook, so working in the kitchen will never be an issue.

I couldn't cook. I could put a pizza from Iceland in the oven, but that was it.

I can't cook. I don't have the right brain for it, somehow. I can't walk into a room and tidy it up. I get distracted. I pick up one thing and I start looking at it. And my cooking is truly heinous.

I'm pretty handy in the kitchen. But my wife's the real genius.

I can't bake anything. I'm the worst. My cakes always come out flat.

I am good at baking. I don't know if that counts as a talent, but I love to bake. Everybody says I'm good at it, so apparently I make the best banana bread.

I can cook anything. Anything. I'm good.

Tis an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers.

I can't cook to save my life.

Why invite you to dinner if I can't cook?