Contortionist Quotes

In a packed programme tonight, we will be talking to an out-of-work contortionist who says he can no longer make ends meet.

Who can take a single step with his head?

You want your lady to be a contortionist. What man wouldn't want a lady who's a contortionist?

I can put my legs behind my head and sing 'Happy Birthday.' Because that's something that me and my friends used to do when we were in gymnastics class as kids, and I can still do it. I was doing it since I was 8 and 9. They used to call me Gumby. Very bendy.

I'd love to be able to fit in a box. Like one of those people who fit into small boxes. I'd love it.

I can wrap my legs around my neck.

I am not a circus performer.

I can put my legs behind my head, but that's pretty much it. An early agent said to me, 'If you can put your legs behind your head, let's say you're a contortionist!' So I got sent out for everything twisty and bendy. It's a good conversation starter.