Children's Parties Quotes

One way I try to manage it is by not having a princess party for my daughter and trying to do things that are not so stereotyped. But if she's invited to a princess party, of course I'm not going to stop her going.

I want to be a family entertainer.

The main purpose of children's parties is to remind you that there are children more awful than your own.

I am the guy dressing up in, you know, the caveman outfit for the kids' birthday parties.

[Clowns] gotten a really bad rap in the last few years. People have really given into their own fears and have celebrated their fears in that way. American Horror Story didn't help.

There's nothing more fun than entertaining kids.

I did magic at children's parties when I was a kid.

Other people's children's birthday parties are the most joyful events you will ever resent having to attend.

I am available for children's parties, by the way.

I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough.

I was put on a pony as a kid at some birthday party when you're all led around.

Kids don't care what party they have, right? They want cake and they want to run around. Nothing else matters. But in this escalation, all the kids want parties like their friends. So, if all the friends have an amazing, expensive party, they all want the same thing. If we all got to scale down as a coordinated effort, all the kids would have been just as happy.

If you can make it as a children's party fairy, you can make it anywhere.