child behavior management Quotes

Children are never too tender to be whipped. Like tough beefsteaks, the more you beat them, the more tender they become.

What are children anyway? Midget drunks. They greet you in the morning by kneeing you in the face and talking gibberish. They can't even walk straight.

bringing up children was]like living with a bunch of drunks...you really have to be on your toes all the time.

I hate it when I go out and I see parents going, 'don't do that', or 'stop doing that' when some kid's just hanging off a staircase or something. There's too much of this, 'don't do that'. The whole thing baffles me.

I have a twenty-month-old baby, a sixteen-year-old boy - same maturity level.

[On the press:] I love working with children, and I have learned to be very patient with them.

People say California is the leading state on these type of issues. I've called my sister today and I said - I have a 3-year-old nephew - "Do you spank?"And she says, "If it's necessary I will. But that's my decision. I'm the mother. Not you."

Beating is the worst, and therefore the last means to be us'd in the correction of children, and that only in the cases of extremity, after all gently ways have been try'd, and proved unsuccessful; which, if well observ'd, there will very seldom be any need of blows.

Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.

I have good kids, I love my kids. I try to bring them up the right way, not spanking them. I find that I don't have to spank them. I find that waving the gun around pretty much gets the same job done!

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.

I use an app called ChoreMonster. The kids earn points for brushing teeth or picking up the dog poop. It's genius.

Small children and unruly people who are demanding attention.

Reproof, especially as it relates to children, administered in all gentleness, will render the culprit not afraid, but ashamed to repeat the offence.

I saw...a kid on a leash. You seen these people? Kid on a leash? How horrible. Put him in the pound where he belongs.

It's easy enough to get along with a loved and loving child - at least till you try to get him to do something.

I have two kids, and I don't have to spank my kids.

I think there are other alternatives there than hitting a child, striking the child.

Those who have lived in a house with spoiled children must have a lively recollection of the degree of torment they can inflict upon all who are within sight or hearing.