Celebrity Guest Quotes

I've been on 'Oprah' a dozen times, and cried once.

Meryl Streep is on the program tonight. I like to throw her a little work whenever I can.

Donald Trump is on the show tonight. Donald is a big man, I think 230 pounds -- 235 with cologne.

Ben Vereen is going to be on the show with me, too.

I always wanted to be a Muppet. So when 'Sesame Street' approached me to guest star, I thought: 'I'm going to be on this!' It's pretty incredible stuff.

I was the center square on Hollywood Squares for about fifteen weeks.

Someone asked why I invited Jon Stewart to be the first guest on the 'Journal''s premiere in 2007. 'Because Mark Twain isn't available,' I answered. I was serious.

Bill Murray is on the show tonight. Next week I'll be Goggling 'foods that improve prostate health.'

I had Steven Spielberg on my radio show.

I would love Kate Middleton to be in 'Glee.' Wouldn't that be fantastic? That would be great.

Sometimes @BrookeShields rolls into your party dressed as a Christmas tree, carrying a bucket of KFC. pic.twitter.com/DTtZkZY4cB

I am definitely not the first person with a sports program to have a Hollywood star come on, but I don't know of any that does it as a staple of the program, which is something we are trying to do.

I would host a show where I take famous people out into the woods every week to find Bigfoot. I would do that. And you know what? We would find him in like a week.

I've watched 'The Daily Show' forever. So being a part of it is surreal.

I would love to be on 'Top Gear' as a star in a reasonably priced car.

People didn't stop me before for a guest spot that I did on 'Smallville.' Nothing against 'Smallville,' but people didn't freak out in traffic to tell me they love my show.

We started writing the shows in order, and then very quickly had to jump to, "Oh, we got Tony Hale today and Jessica [Walter." We've got to jump ahead and write that stuff that's in Jessica's show. Fortunately, we knew the story, but it was challenging.

'Saturday Night Live' was 100% the most surreal TV we've ever done. Leonardo DiCaprio was on the same show.

I don't know if Jared Leto or Leo [DiCaprio] would ever do Fuller House, but you never know.

When I was studying at The Lawrence School, Sanawar, Sanjay Dutt came to our school as the chief guest on the Founder's Day. He is an alumnus of the school.

Bandwagon and all that it is is such a huge passion of mine. We're already bouncing around ideas for season three, what we would call our golden ticket, in terms of a celebrity we would pair up with. We have a few in mind, and a few topics.

I've done all of them except for Oprah. My shoes were on Oprah but they ran out of time so I wasn't on. I left my shoes in Chicago so they could put them on the show.

We've had some really good guest stars. But I have to go with Alec Baldwin as my favorite. He is so neat and such a movie star. He's handsome and quirky. I was in heaven the week he was on the set.

George Burns has been on my show twenty or thirty times, or maybe more. How can you turn down a guy that age?

My mobile rang around lunchtime one day, and it was George Michael. He wanted to come in on Friday. We were like, 'okay, if that's what you want'. And he was a very good guest. That's a real exception to the rule.