Celebrity Author Quotes

I've enjoyed being a famous writer-except that every once in a while you have to write something.

I think when people hear about a celebrity writing a book of any kind, the assumption is that it was dictated to a ghostwriter.

Whatever was said about Ralph Ellison, 'Invisible Man' was considered untouchable.

Russell Brand has announced that he plans to write a series of children's books. First up: 'Horton Hears a Heroin Dealer.'

Being a famous writer is a little like being a tall dwarf. You're on the edge of normality.

Fill an author with a titanic fame and you do not make him titanic; you often merely burst him.

I think, oh my god, kids are reading, and they care about a book enough to come over and talk to me about a book that they care about. If I think about it as being a celebrity, it would freak me out. But I just think, lucky me, that I get to be a part of this whole thing.

Snooki is now a published author. I'm blaming Sarah Palin. She lowered the bar.