I'm a five-seasons griller! Did you know I added a new season? Living in Cali, I'm cooking in the yard all the time. I don't care what the weather is like. My hair is impervious to any kind of dampness, so I don't have too much to worry about.
Nowhere can it rain harder and with a more tiresome persistence than in California during the brief season when it rains at all.
It's a misconception that you don't have seasons in southern California. They are just very subtle. The vegetation is very different. Plants react differently. You just have to be a little more observant.
I'm from Los Angeles, and we have 24/7 sun pretty much all year round.
I was raised in California, so this whole New York winter thing is completely new for me. I've already justified buying seven coats!
El Salvador has the scenery of northern California and the climate of southern California plus - and this was a relief - no Californians.
Nobody can tell about this California climate. One minit its hot and the next minit its cold, so a person never knows what to hock.
California is the only state in the union where you can fall asleep under a rose bush in full bloom and freeze to death.
Seasonal change in Los Angeles is often a very subtle thing. It's not as if we finally stop having to shovel the snow out of our driveways and can put our parkas back in the closet.
I grew up in northern California, where it was consistently in the hundreds in the summertime. My dad didn't think he should have to turn on the air conditioning when we had a swimming pool in our backyard; it was our built-in air conditioner.
Outdoors, I have a pool, so I usually swim and stuff. It's usually superhot in California, so we swim.
All of a sudden, I feel very old and very tired. Maybe when I get to California, the smog, brush fires, floods, and earthquakes will cheer me up.
