Burping Quotes

In 2006 or something, I was recording the voices for this short, 'The Real Animated Adventures of Doc and Mharti.' I was having fun doing these really crappy Doc Brown and Marty McFly impressions. During the middle of a line, a burp came out naturally. It was just so funny and gross.

I remember in high school, I ate some nachos probably like an hour, half-hour before the game, and it's kind of gross, but a little of it came up while I was running - you know you get that burp - and I literally coughed at the same time, and it got caught in my nose, and it was during the game.

I burp like everyone else and I'm promiscuous.

Man, if I can get a burp out of that little thing I feel such a sense of accomplishment.

I'm an amazing cook. And I'm a gentleman but can belch the entire alphabet. Classy.

My two sons are the biggest pigs - always dirty, sweaty, burping and farting.

I'm not a big burper. It's not easy for me to do.

I can't burp on command.

Sometimes I stand there going, 'I'm not doing any of this right!' And then I get this big man belch out of her, and I go, 'Ah, we accomplished this together.'

I can hold my own when it comes to burping. I've got a good feeling that I could win a championship.

About the most exciting thing a baby can do is burp - I've spent hours of my life holding a baby on my shoulder and patting its back, trying to loosen up a burp. Burping was probably invented to give the father something positive to do, since our chests are not equipped to allow us to do much else.

It's hard to think of a single human function that technology hasn't somehow altered, apart perhaps from burping. That's pretty much all we have left.

I can't eat before I go onstage because I've learnt that burping on stage isn't a good thing. It's all about acid reflux.