I can't keep secrets for crap.
I am literally the worst person at keeping secrets. I'd be the worst spy of all time.
Seriously, I will probably out-talk you if you come up to me because I'm a chatterbox.
I think I would have been a hopeless spy. I love telling stories and am almost entirely unable to keep a secret.
I used to be one of those kids who couldn't keep my mouth shut.
People like to run their mouths.
I'm always running my mouth off and getting myself in trouble, so I'm trying to do it less.
An inability to stay quiet is one of the conspicuous failings of mankind.
Human nature is, by definition, a talkative one, imprudent, indiscreet, gossipy, incapable of closing its mouth and keeping it closed.
I love telling stories, and am almost entirely unable to keep a secret.
