Turkey hunting is my thing; it's only once a year, but if it's turkey season, don't call me, because I won't answer.
Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
My dad likes to recite the story of 'Pablo the Donkey' before dinner to teach us the real meaning of Christmas. Every year, it's the same; every year, we cringe!
I decided that every year on my birthday, I'm going to release a new clown mask.
Key to longevity... drinking embalming fluid every year.
It's something that I do every year - every Ramadan to be exact - taking an 18-hour flight back home to Malaysia from Los Angeles. I'm born and raised in Malaysia, and Ramadan and Eid has always been my favorite time of the year.
Always you find that the more decisive event wins so my father's sort of annual decisiveness which came upon him on the Day of Atonement every year, he suddenly remembered that he was Jewish.
I used to go to the U.S. Open on my birthdays and sit in the nosebleeds.
Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again.
