I don't have a ton of enemies. I get along with people pretty well when I'm not annoying them to death.
I had a natural aptitude for wanting to be the centre of attention and a definite skill for annoying people.
Do not smoke without asking permission or sit so near (as in a train) that the smoke might annoy.
I made a supreme effort not to do that thing that parents do, which is to bore people without children to death by going on and on about how funny their children are, so there's none of that hopefully.
I play the same album over and over until the people in my house are ready to kill me.
As a kid, I was hyperactive and the naughty one in school. I wouldn't listen to anyone and thought I knew best. At home, I was always breaking things and annoying everyone.
Trolling taps into people's desire to poke fun, make trouble and cause annoyance.
I am one of those unhappy persons who inspire bores to the greatest flights of art.