Aging Irony Quotes

Death laughs when old women frolic.

It's an irony that with the physical decline of age comes more mental wellbeing. It's life's cruel trick. You've settled down as a person, you feel happier with who you are, and then you get a massive swollen prostate and have to go for a test every two weeks. It's life's way of saying the struggle isn't over.

I'd like to be Dakota Fanning when I get young.

It is always nice when you are honoured. The Lifetime award makes me feel old. I am only 55.

I'm actually excited about being in my 40s. I mean, that's ironic considering the show I'm on, but I have never felt like I need to feel or look the same as when I was 20.

Old age realizes the dreams of youth: look at Dean Swift; in his youth he built an asylum for the insane, in his old age he was himself an inmate.

I should be in an old people's home now, counting the roses in the wallpaper. It's a good life, isn't it?

I don't mind aging, I just don't want to be a day older.

If only we could be old and sick while we're still young and healthy enough to put up with it!