Well, I'm proud to say American Pie was the kind of crazy, gross-out film that guys thought was the greatest.
I had to work in 'Mastizaade,' I felt embarrassed.
Oftentimes you walk on set and then suddenly you're in bed with someone who you've never met before.
It feels intensely twisted to see reigning industry queen Jenna Jameson chilling out at the Vivid booth in Jordaches and a latex bustier and to know already that she has a tattoo of a sundered valentine with the tagline Heart Breaker on her right buttock and a tiny hairless ole just left of her anus.
To try and raise a budget for a film that is strictly for adults and both strong and graphic in content is not easy, especially when there is pressure to spend serious money on good special effects.
'Rogue One' does not feel like a 'Star Wars' movie. There are no scrolling yellow letters. There is no classic John Williams score. It feels like a movie of a different type set in the 'Star Wars' universe, a movie where there is no magic to save you. It is not a movie for children.
I heard I won 'best butt crack' on television recently. It's true. I did it, you guys. I made it. I wish I got an award, the actual award. What would it look like? Of course, it's a closed set.
I've made so many movies playing a hooker that they don't pay me in the regular way anymore. They leave it on the dresser.
But friends invited me to a private screening of Emmanuelle and said I'd learn a few things. But I know all the swear words. I just don't use them. So I declined.
She's got no charisma of any kind [but] I can imagine her being mildly useful to a low-rank porn director.
I'm one of the most successful adult movie directors in the business.
