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I've always thought stand-up comedians were the oral storytellers of our time, because they know rhetoric, they know delivery, they know timing, they know all of these things that you can only learn by telling a story out loud and interacting with an audience. Chuck Palahniuk
Men want to make the best use of time and want to see how something can inform them and give them a stronger sense of power. Chuck Palahniuk
Writing in public gives you that access to a junkyard of details all around you. Chuck Palahniuk
If nothing else, there's comfort in recognising that no matter how much we fail and sin, death will limit our suffering. Chuck Palahniuk
The unreal is more powerful than the real, because nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it, because it's only intangible ideas, concepts, beliefs, fantasies that last. Stone crumbles, wood rots. People, well, they die. But things as fragile as a thought, a dream, a legend, they can go on and on. Chuck Palahniuk
The trick to forgetting the big picture is to look at everything close-up. Chuck Palahniuk
A minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could ever expect from perfection. Chuck Palahniuk
I think it's more important to write something that brings men back to reading than it is to write for people who already read. There's a reason men don't read, and it's because books don't serve men. It's time we produce books that serve men. Chuck Palahniuk
In my family, we can't just sit and be together. We have to be shelling peas or husking corn or something. A larger task. Some way of being with people. Chuck Palahniuk
We don't see a lot of models for male social interaction. There's sports and barn raisings. Chuck Palahniuk
A short story is something that you can hold in your mind. You can really analyze how the entire thing works, like a machine. Chuck Palahniuk
People have to deal with their issues together; they have to expose themselves and kind of exhaust themselves. Chuck Palahniuk
I'm always trying to reach a transcendent point, a romantic point, but reach it in a really unconventional way, a really profane way. To get to that romantic, touching, heartbreaking place, but through a lot of acts of profanity. Chuck Palahniuk
The best thing about getting a flu shot is that you never again need to wash your hands. That's how I see it. Chuck Palahniuk
As we grow older I always think, why didn't I do more when I was young, why didn't I risk more? Chuck Palahniuk
If you don't know what you want, you end up with a lot you don't. Chuck Palahniuk
If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back as a new character, would you slow down? Or speed up? Chuck Palahniuk
We are not special. We are not crap or trash, either. We just are. We just are, and what happens just happens. Chuck Palahniuk
People don't want their lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved. Their dramas. Their distractions. Their stories resolved. Their messed cleaned up. Because what would they have left? Just the big scary unknown. Chuck Palahniuk
I really love idiot, enlightened characters - these characters who fail to engage with the drama of their immediate circumstances; they fail to be reactive and enrolled by drama as it happens around them. Chuck Palahniuk
My publisher's been shipping me to comic-cons, and it seems that my readership overlaps perfectly with the comic-con crowd. Chuck Palahniuk
Sometimes you do something, and you get screwed. Sometimes it's the things you don't do, and you get screwed. Chuck Palahniuk
That saying, about how you always kill the thing you love, well, it works both ways. Chuck Palahniuk
If you start in the pit of despair with these profane, awful things, even a glimmer of hope or awareness is going to occur that's much brighter coming from this dark, awful beginning. Chuck Palahniuk
The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open. Chuck Palahniuk
To merely observe your culture without contributing to it seems very close to existing as a ghost. Chuck Palahniuk
My father worked for the railroad, and whenever a train crashed, we would go as a family and steal food from the boxcars. One year we stole a case of butterscotch pudding that was for export to Israel. It took us years to get through. Chuck Palahniuk
When I visit my brother in South Africa, I order things I've only seen in zoos. Little deers and kudu, all the mammals you would never think of eating. Chuck Palahniuk
Portland in particular is a cheap enough place to live that you can still develop your passion - painting, writing, music. People seem less status-conscious. Even wealthy people buy second-hand clothes and look a little bit homeless. Chuck Palahniuk
All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring. Chuck Palahniuk
My characters tend to be more dynamic because they're reaching that point in their lives where their old way of being is breaking down. They're conflicted by the idea that they don't know what's next. You could call it Kierkegaard's leap of faith, when you get tired of sort of reinventing yourself on a very superficial level. Chuck Palahniuk
Find joy in everything you choose to do. Every job, relationship, home... it's your responsibility to love it, or change it. Chuck Palahniuk
People would ask me to autograph their bodies and then the next time I'd see them on tour they'd have my autograph tattooed. I decided I wouldn't write on people anymore, but I'd give them arms and legs and if they wanted those autographed I'd do that. Chuck Palahniuk
There's a moment in every book when the book turns and it surprises me. Chuck Palahniuk
You are not a beautiful, unique snowflake... This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. Chuck Palahniuk
You have no idea what it is like to constantly disappoint people. You see it the moment you meet them. You see in their eyes that they expected something so entirely different, and here they are meeting... you. Chuck Palahniuk
While writing, I tend to repeat the same song, endlessly, for thousands of times. This helps me ignore any lyrics, and helps create a consistent mood for each book. Chuck Palahniuk
People have to really suffer before they can risk doing what they love. Chuck Palahniuk
You can tell a more over-the-top incredible story if you use a nonfiction form. Chuck Palahniuk
For me, writing is a kind of coping mechanism. Chuck Palahniuk
When did the future switch from being a promise to a threat? Chuck Palahniuk
Why is it you feel like a dope if you laugh alone, but that's usually how you end up crying? Chuck Palahniuk
I know that I'm going to die and that you're going to die. I can't do anything about that. But I can explore it through a metaphor and make a kind of funny, dark story about it, and in doing so, really exhaust and research as many aspects of it as I can imagine. And in a way, that does give me some closure. Chuck Palahniuk
Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justified? Chuck Palahniuk
I would say any behavior that is not the status quo is interpreted as insanity, when, in fact, it might actually be enlightenment. Insanity is sorta in the eye of the beholder. Chuck Palahniuk
Sometimes the past seems too big for the present to hold. Chuck Palahniuk
It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget. Chuck Palahniuk
My grandfather was hit over the head by a crane boom in Seattle. Some of the family claimed he was never a violent, crazy person before that. Some say he was. It depends who you believe. Chuck Palahniuk
If anything I try to write something that would be more difficult to film. I tend to see film as competition and would like instead to do what books do best. Chuck Palahniuk
More and more, it feels like I'm doing a really bad impersonation of myself. Chuck Palahniuk
If I can't be beautiful, I want to be invisible. Chuck Palahniuk
Minimalism seems closest to the sophisticated storytelling of movies. Movies have really educated contemporary audiences to be the most intelligent, sophisticated audiences in history. We don't any longer need to have the relationship between one scene and the next explained. We will figure it out ourselves. Chuck Palahniuk
You have a choice. Live or die. Every breath is a choice. Every minute is a choice. To be or not to be. Chuck Palahniuk
My best advice for writers is: Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories. Chuck Palahniuk
Only through destroying myself can I discover the greater power of my spirit. Chuck Palahniuk
The pretentiousness of literature really annoys me; the way a writer is held as this sort of magical person to be revered on the stage. Everything I do on tour is to try and destroy that pretense. Chuck Palahniuk
Masochism is a valuable job skill. Chuck Palahniuk
With a book, you're guaranteed the audience has a certain skill level and that the audience has to make an ongoing effort to consume this product and that the project is being consumed by just one person at a time. I really want to play to that strength because it's one of the few advantages books still have. Chuck Palahniuk
I used to work as a volunteer in a hospice, but I don't have any nursing skills or cooking skills or anything, so I was what they call an escort. I would take people to the support groups every night, and I would have to sit sort of on the sidelines so I could take them back to hospice at the end of the meeting. Chuck Palahniuk
Every decade, we get a stunning collection of dynamic, heartbreaking short stories. In the past, those collections came from Barry Hannah, Mark Richard, and Thom Jones. Chuck Palahniuk
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken. Chuck Palahniuk
Our Generation has had no Great war, no Great Depression. Our war is spiritual. Our depression is our lives. Chuck Palahniuk
You realize you have no control over how you're perceived. Chuck Palahniuk
I dread the promotion part of my job. It's agony, especially compared to the private, at-home joy of writing. But being a grown-up means doing every part of the larger task. Chuck Palahniuk
In a way, a lot of my humor comes from presenting things that are dramatic or shocking and then people not having socially appropriate responses, having people denying the drama by failing to react to it, and that's a really classic form of humor. Chuck Palahniuk
For me and my entire generation, we took on this kind of sarcastic, ironic, snarkiness because it seemed the most extreme reaction to the earnestness of hippies. Chuck Palahniuk
No matter how much you think you love somebody, you'll step back when the pool of their blood edges up too close. Chuck Palahniuk
Horror stories give us a way of exhausting our emotions around social issues, like a woman's right to an abortion, which I always thought was the core of 'Rosemary's Baby,' or the backlash against feminism which I always thought was the core to 'Stepford Wives.' Chuck Palahniuk
Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct. Chuck Palahniuk
I think Chris Brown gets kind of dismissed as a gay writer, and I think Chris's books are really, really smart. I wish his books sold a little more widely. Chuck Palahniuk
In 2008, while the film version of my book 'Choke' was coming to market, my mother was diagnosed with lung cancer. That meant that I had to appear in public to promote a comedy about a son trying to save his dying mother - the plot of Choke - while privately I was caring for my own dying mother. It was torture. Chuck Palahniuk
'At the Gates of the Animal Kingdom' by Amy Hempel showed me the lean quality of prose. Chuck Palahniuk
If you flee from the things you fear, there's no resolution. Chuck Palahniuk
Reality means you live until you die. The real truth is nobody wants reality. Chuck Palahniuk
The only difference between suicide and martyrdom is press coverage. Chuck Palahniuk
Personal identity seems like it's just such an American archetype, from Holly Golightly re-inventing herself in 'Breakfast At Tiffany's' to Jay Gatsby in 'The Great Gatsby.' It seems like the sort of archetypal American issue. If you're given the freedom to be anything, or be anyone, what do you do with it? Chuck Palahniuk
I believe in something. But I don't believe that anything can hold a grudge for long enough to condemn its creation to eternal punishment. Nobody can hold a grudge that long, even God. Chuck Palahniuk
I try to forget about the expectation that's out there and the audience listening for the next thing so that I'm not trying to please them. I've spent a huge amount of time not communicating with those folks and denying that they exist. Chuck Palahniuk
In 'Diary,' the motto really is: 'Where Do You Get Your Inspiration?' It coaches us to be aware of our motives and not just be a reaction to the circumstances around us. Chuck Palahniuk
I wouldn't get nearly as many books written if I lived in New York. The Columbia Gorge is fantastic. When the sun shines, I just want to be outdoors. Chuck Palahniuk
I wanted to write about the moment when your addictions no longer hide the truth from you. When your whole life breaks down. That's the moment when you have to somehow choose what your life is going to be about. Chuck Palahniuk
Mr. Olsen in the fifth grade made me want to be a writer. He said, 'Chuck, you do this really well. And this is much better than setting fires, so keep it up.' That made me a writer. Chuck Palahniuk
At school I was lazy. But I started working when I was 15, washing dishes at a local truck stop restaurant. I was really, really bored with school, and I wanted to get a job as fast as I could. School was just so easy. There was just no challenge to it. Chuck Palahniuk
Men are destroyed for being rebellious, and women destroy themselves by failing to be rebellious. Unless you can make that next jump to either getting along with people or resisting people, you are ultimately destroying yourself. Chuck Palahniuk
Some of the best ideas I get seem to happen when I'm doing mindless manual labor or exercise. I'm not sure how that happens, but it leaves me free for remarkable ideas to occur. Chuck Palahniuk
As a lower-class kid, I was raised to think success would be owning stuff. Having that great job, too. Now I find my parents' dream was wrong. You never really own anything. And you're never really finished as a person. Chuck Palahniuk
The lower you fall, the higher you'll fly. Chuck Palahniuk
Why do the lives of writers seem so... train-wrecky? Chuck Palahniuk
Do you remember when you were 10 or 11 years old and you really thought your folks were the best? They were completely omniscient and you took their word for everything. And then you got older and you went through this hideous age when suddenly they were the devil, they were bullies, and they didn't know anything. Chuck Palahniuk
Of the big horror movies of the '70s, you have 'The Omen,' 'The Sentinel,' 'Rosemary's Baby,' 'The Stepford Wives,' 'Burnt Offerings' - these are all romantic fatalist movies where there's a sort of glimmer of hope... but darkness wins. Chuck Palahniuk
The best fights don't occur between strangers. They occur between friends who trust each other. Chuck Palahniuk
People used what they called a telephone because they hated being close together and they were scared of being alone. Chuck Palahniuk
It takes a lot to get people talking in airplanes. But once they start talking, you just can't shut them up. Chuck Palahniuk
I love the power of words - no music or special effects - and I want to demonstrate that power. Chuck Palahniuk
If you take my stuff apart, you'll find my choruses of repetitions are picked up almost verbatim from Kurt Vonnegut, and my distanced fracture quality is all from Amy Hempel, who's probably my favourite writer. Chuck Palahniuk
We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will. Chuck Palahniuk
If you knew that your life was merely a phase or short, short segment of your entire existence, how would you live? Knowing nothing 'real' was at risk, what would you do? You'd live a gigantic, bold, fun, dazzling life. You know you would. That's what the ghosts want us to do - all the exciting things they no longer can. Chuck Palahniuk
What we don't understand we can make mean anything. Chuck Palahniuk
My personal theory is that younger audiences disdain books - not because those readers are dumber than past readers, but because today's reader is smarter. Chuck Palahniuk
My private history in terms of people in my life who are dead is very easy to discuss. I don't feel those people can be threatened or intruded upon now. But I am enormously protective of the people who are currently in my life, my existing friends and family. That is where the curtain is drawn. Chuck Palahniuk
If we can prove an afterlife, then we have less pressure to make our physical life last forever. Chuck Palahniuk
I tell everyone I interact with what I'm working on and let them bring me anecdotes that illustrate my themes. Chuck Palahniuk
I think, in a way, I invented the term 'fight club' and that these things have always existed, but they never really had a label. Nobody had a language to apply to them. I created that language in two words and I've been paid a great deal of money for inventing two words and labeling something that has always been around. Chuck Palahniuk
Nobody's told me anything to date that I've been completely reviled by. Chuck Palahniuk
Crap has always happened, crap is happening, and crap will continue to happen. Chuck Palahniuk
What is the real purpose behind the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus? They seem like greater steps toward faith and imagination, each with a payoff. Like cognitive training exercises. Chuck Palahniuk
My policy is to not read any reviews. Chuck Palahniuk
Find out what you're afraid of and go live there. Chuck Palahniuk