Chuck Palahniuk Quotes

When you tell a fellow to go to hell, you’d better make sure that you can get him there.

If Gail Kim gets in my business, I'll make sure there is no more Gail Kim.

I have a saying - 'You treat me good, I'll treat you better. You treat me bad, I'll treat you worse. And when in doubt, knock 'em out.'

War is cruelty, and you cannot refine it; and those who brought war into our country deserve all the curses and maledictions a people can pour out

Violence does not resolve. It always leads to more violence.

You really dug your own grave,” he mutters. “And I’m going to bury you in it.” “Say that louder,” I tell him, under my breath. “I dare you.

You'll pay," she said stonily. "You won't be like this by this time tomorrow." "Bored and pissed off? God, I hope not.

For hostile word let hostile word be paid.

If they play dirty, then you play dirty.

If someone messes with me, I'm going to mess with them.

War is the remedy that our enemies have chosen, and I say let us give them all they want.

For every whack I've given, I've gotten four or five.

Who sows fear, reaps weapons.

If you're nasty to me in my place of business, I'm going to be really nasty back.

It is folly to punish your neighbor by fire when you live next door.

I mean if someone you know pushes a button you're gonna strike back out.

The snake will always bite back.

I'm happy to report that everybody whose face I've wanted to punch on Earth has already been punched.

I fought fire with oil.

The bitter enmity now raised by the [Muslim] League and its leaders will have to be paid for 100 percent.

We must act with vindictive earnestness against the Sioux, even to their extermination, men, women and children.

Answer a violent action with another action still more violent.

He threatens many who affronts one.

All right, come on in! We’ll meet you man to man. You will kill us, but you will pay for it.

If you go and take the field of an enemy, the enemy will come and take your field.