Roseanne Barr Quotes

When you've got the money, you spend it. When you've spent it all, let someone else get going and spend theirs.

I had more clothes than I had closets, more cars than garage space, but no money.

Sometimes when you've got too much money you lose your imagination.

He is a great simpleton who imagines that the chief power of wealth is to supply wants. In ninety-nine cases out of a hundred it creates more wants than it supplies.

I am not the sort of person who will wake up and go and buy myself a Ferrari.

I do, kind of, spend a lot. And just on stupid things. Because I don't really know what to do. What are you supposed to do? Um. It just seems like way too much. We don't deserve it, at all, for what we do.

To be rich nowadays merely means to possess a large number of poor objects.

Buy what thou hast no need of and ere long thou shalt sell thy necessities.

With the Supremes I made so much money so fast all I wanted to do was buy clothes and pretty things. Now I'm comfortable with money and it's comfortable with me.

How many BMWs do you need? How many Rolex watches you gonna wear in your lifetime, for crying out loud? What is it about that kind of desire? I don't understand it.

I didn't think about money or cars or anything like that.

I'm more financially successful, but it just means the shopping blunders I make are bigger now.

If you got the money honey I got the time and when you run out of money honey I run out of time.

I used to buy nice clothes and drive a nice car when I couldn't afford it. But I spent all my money doing it, and now I don't have to. I like nice things. I like to travel in a certain style. I like to live in a nice place.

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes.

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't matter.

I waste a lot of money buying the same pair of shoes.

I honestly don't know how many pairs of shoes I have - about 100 in use. It sounds so bad. I splurge when I work hard.

If I was a bajillionaire, I would spend a lot of time at Barneys just buying all kinds of great things all the time. I would have so many black cashmeres it would be out of control. I like the way nice things feel very much.

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping.

Frugality is for the vulgar.

And plenty makes us poor.

I have a nice office. I have a nice house... So I'm not denying myself some great things. I just don't happen to have expensive hobbies.

When you're 23, 24 years old and somebody's given you a credit card and jets and limos and you don't have to pay the bill when it comes in - that's a pretty nice deal.

…luxury is the result of wealth, or it makes wealth necessary. It corrupts both rich and poor, the one by possessing, the other by coveting. It sells out the fatherland to indolence and vanity; it deprives the State of all its Citizens by enslaving some of them to others and all of them to opinion.