Caprice Bourret Quotes

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

You have nothing if you're texting a guy in a relationship. We can text six women a minute. We can text it and push 'reply all.' I mean, since we're lying, we might as well lie to everybody.

You only lie to two people in your life, your girlfriend and the police.

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.

There is no justification for having an affair.

Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me.

I've never cheated on my wife, ever. But to say that it doesn't exist or it doesn't happen and saying you never deal with it would be lying.

I try not to cheat on my boyfriends when I have them.

No woman has ever come up to me and said that my husband was having an affair with her.

I don't like talking about cheaters.

Cheating is very rarely about the actual act of being with another person.

Every relationship I was in, I loved the girl. It's just the moral values and standards was off. I was loving and lying.

In the past, I used to tell everyone that I have never had a boyfriend, because I was still quite young. However, I cannot say the same thing now.

There is no better way to get to know someone than to have an affair ... it can save years of lunches.

When a man leaves his mistress, he runs the risk of being betrayed two or three times daily.

Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"

You can easily tell if a person is lying and cheating on you if they say, I love you. I would never lie to you or cheat on you.

Emotional affairs, those are the only real affairs; those are the real ones.

Instead of lowering your head and copping to it like a man, you pick up the journal as one might hold a bady's beshattered diaper, as one might pinch a recently benutted condom. You glance at the offending passages. Then you look at her and smile a smile your dissembling face will remember until the day you die. Baby, you say, baby, this is part of my novel. This is how you lose her.

I look better, feel better, make love better and I'll tell you something else....I never lied better.

How can you tell your wife you are just popping out to play a match and then not come back for five days?

Tweetin' ain't cheatin'.

I’ll always deny that I kissed her. I was just whispering into her mouth.

Everybody has been cheated on, everyone will be cheated on.

My mother drove back to the intersection. "Who are you dating?" "Don't ask," I said. I wasn't dating anyone. I was fornicating with Batman.