Eli Roth Quotes

I've had it with you and your emotional constipation!

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is.

I wish you wusses would stop whining about your unhappiness. I'm really fed up with it. Pour yourself a scotch and pull yourself together. Go out and shoot something!

It would be nice if you’d stop almost killing me because you don’t want to screw other peo­ple.

Since you came back from summer break, our entire relationship is about fooling around. We never talk anymore, and I'm sick of feeling guilty for not ripping my clothes off and spreading my legs to prove I love you.

If im lucky, i will never have to see you again. Because if i do, that means we are at war, and id have to hurt you

More divorces start in the bedroom than in any other room in the house.

Too often I am jealous and my jealousy leads me to say things-things-that I regret.

When a lady's erotic life is vexed God knows what God is coming next.

And your excuse?' I asked. 'I'm a sociopath; I don't have to be nice,' Nicky said. I gave him a look. 'You're mad at him.I can feel it; which means I really don't have to be nice to him.' 'I thought you were friends.' 'What part of sociopath didn't you understand?' he asked.

The silence is the worst part of any fight, because it's made up of all the things we wish we could say, if only we had the guts.

He so did not sit down and have a proper talk with her. I know it. He probably sent her a brief text, saying, Over. Sam.

Seriously, I don't need a gun. I'm easily annoyed. I would shoot people in my house that I invited over.

The man hates your guts more than Stryker does. You’ll be lucky if he doesn’t pull your spine out through your nostrils. (Tory) Nice to have Miss Merry Sunshine back again. Any other Eeyore outlooks you’d like to share? (Acheron)

You swore you wouldn't shout. If it's not your punch, then it's your pout.

I will be treble-sinewed, hearted, breathed, And fight maliciously; for when mine hours Were nice and lucky, men did ransom lives Of me for jests; but now I'll set my teeth And send to darkness all that stop me.

Sometimes just looking at [my parents] I wanted to bash their heads with a tire iron. Not to kill them, just to wake them up.

On way. He OK? Aeron Coming. Something wrong? Lucian Take me out of your address book. William

Hey!" I turned, crossing my arms and glaring. "I was talking to him!" Tybalt eyed me with amusement, which just made me glare harder. "No, you were inciting him to stab you with a toothpick. Again, the difference is small, but I think it matters.

You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else's house.

Every time I say something they find hard to hear, they chalk it up to my anger, and never to their own fear.

You can't go into the ring and be a nice guy. I would go a month, two months, without having sex. It worked for me because it made me a vicious animal. You can't fight if you have any compassion or anything like that.

Silence is what causes most of humanity's problems

After my last girlfriend broke up with me, I looked at how our relationship had gone and how my previous relationships had gone, and even though those girlfriends had all been very nice women, I realized that I did not like being a boyfriend. I didn't like that role, so I thought I had to figure out some other way to, you know, have sex. And I much prefer paying for sex to being a boyfriend.

Hey man! Get away from me!