Pam Brown Quotes

Dogs will eat till they die. Cats will leave food in the dish, incomprehensible to a dog.

It doesn't do to be sentimental about cats; the best ones don't respect you for it

You don't take your cat with you to go bird shopping. Not because the cat isn't polite, but because he's a cat.

Leave a door open long enough, a cat will enter. Leave food, it will stay.

Bast crouched down and began making weird chittering noises. Uh-oh. She was imitating birds. I'd seen enough cats do this when they were stalking. Suddenly my own obituary flashed in my head: Carter Kane, 14, tragically died in Paris wen he was eaten by his sister's cat, Muffin.

My cat did that the other day when he came in from the garden.

A dog will flatter you but you have to flatter the cat.

The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact.

Cats are a mysterious kind of folk.

I do not know what the cat can have eaten. Usually I know exactly what the cat has eaten. Not only have I fed it to the cat, at the cat's insistence, but the cat has thrown it up on the rug, and someone has tracked it all over onto the other rug. I do not know why cats are such habitual vomiters. They do not seem to enjoy it, judging by the sounds they make while they are doing it. It's their nature. A dog is going to bark. A cat is going to vomit.

Dogs own space and cats own time.

If Men and Women took their Pleasures as noisily as the Cats, what Londoner could ever hope to sleep of nights?

If a cat sits on a hot stove once, it will never sit on a cold one either.

He [the cat] wound himself around her legs, purring the purr of ardent desire like a kettle coming to a boil and then bubbling very fast.

A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.

The trouble with sharing one's bed with cats is that they'd rather sleep on you than beside you.

The Cat on your hearthstone to this day presages, By solemnly sneezing, the coming of rain!

Cats have intercepted my footsteps at the ankle for so long that my gait, both at home and on tour, has been compared to that of a man wading through low surf.

A well-trained cat doesn't exist because a cat remains a cat.

Cats always pick the laps of the people who don't like them.

Let us be honest: most of us rather like our cats to have a streak of wickedness. I should not feel quite easy in the company of any cat that walked around the house with a saintly expression.

You cannot expect everything even from the friendliest cat. It is still a cat.

My cat brought me a toy. I thanked her and threw it. She sat there gave me a look that made me realize people and dogs are the crazy ones.

Cats do not abide by the laws of nature.

Judiciously show a cat milk, if you wish her to thirst for it. Judiciously show a dog his natural prey, if you wish him to bring it down one day.