Justin Halpern Quotes


Why would you throw a ball in someone's face?...Huh. That's a pretty good reason. Well, I can't do much about your teacher being pissed, but me and you are good.


Citations

Halpern, Justin. Sh*t My Dad Says. It Books, 2010, p. 32.

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  • Born: September 3, 1980
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Author, Screenwriter

Justin Samuel Halpern is the American author of the Twitter feed "Shit My Dad Says" and the best-selling book Sh*t My Dad Says. He was also the co-writer and co-executive producer of a CBS television situation comedy series based on the book. His second book I Suck at Girls was published in 2012 and was the basis for the 2014 television show Surviving Jack.