Laurell K. Hamilton Quotes

A zombie apocalypse isn't the most jovial situation.

Irony is a disciplinarian feared only by those who do not know it, but cherished by those who do

Zombies, believe me, are more terrifying than colonists.

We are in the middle of what looks increasingly like the zombie apocalypse. Moaning people don't need help. Moaning people are intending to eat us.

The dead walk among us.

Terror itself, when once grown transcendental, becomes a kind of courage; as frost sufficiently intense, according to the poet Milton, will burn.

I love zombies. If any monster could Riverdance, it would be zombies.

The baby bat Screamed out in fright, 'Turn on the dark, I'm afraid of the light.

If there's one thing you can say about mankind, there's nothing kind about man.

Cowardice, when done correctly, can be its own kind of bravery.

What this movie needs is more brain eating zombies.

Irony deals with opposites; it has nothing to do with coincidence.

Oh, well...up until now it had been a good day, in a horrible kind of way.

Not really a party until someone brings the surprise zombies.

Zombies are the blue-collar monsters

For 15 years of my life I smoked, I drank, I used to do drugs... but during that time, I never once thought I was going to die. But the second I set foot on a stairmaster -the second- I am sure my heart is gonna explode and blood is gonna spray out of my nose.

This is the way the world ends; not with a bang or a whimper, but with zombies breaking down the back door.

Your favorite virtue? An appreciation for irony.

I do all kind of fun things when I'm unconscious.

Irony is the word I forget the meaning of immediately after I look it up, but I kind of feel like I live in a constant state of it.

Humans had built a world inside the world, which reflected it in pretty much the same way as a drop of water reflected the landscape. And yet ... and yet ... Inside this little world they had taken pains to put all the things you might think they would want to escape from - hatred, fear, tyranny, and so forth. Death was intrigued. They thought they wanted to be taken out of themselves, and every art humans dreamt up took them further in. He was fascinated.

We're terrified of shocks but we're so fascinated by it at the same time. We're terrified of spiders and reptiles and all of that but at the same time you're fascinated by them - you want to go to the zoo and go behind the glass and look at all these creepy crawlies! It's the same thing with the supernatural. I think we're very frightened by it.

If 'what doesn't kill you makes you stronger,' how do you explain zombies?

When the dawn was still long hours away, bad thoughts took on flesh and began to walk. In the middle of the night thoughts became zombies.

There is superstition in avoiding superstition.